My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

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23.Jul.14 1 hour ago



last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

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23.Jul.14 1 hour ago


"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"


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23.Jul.14 1 hour ago


remember when troy and chad thought that saying sharpay spent the holidays shopping for mirrors was the greatest diss ever omg.


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23.Jul.14 1 hour ago
23.Jul.14 1 hour ago


sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like


i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker

(via pizza)

23.Jul.14 1 hour ago


i like boys in theory and then one gets too close to me adn im like nah

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23.Jul.14 1 hour ago

I fall in love to fast and to hard every time then sit back and watch it all fall apart. I see the flaws, I just pick till there’s nothing left. Maybe I’m just trying to come out on top so they don’t have time to point out my own flaws, reminding me of what I already know.

19.Jul.14 4 days ago


I want a boyfriend I can cook for and give massages to

18.Jul.14 4 days ago